The Ex-Vagina

What do you do when your husband has a highly publicized affair with a country music star? Angry Tweets: yes, a divorce: yes, write a book: yes, a Vaginal Rejuvenation: yes. That’s right; get a Vaginoplasty to change up the private landmark your ex used to visit. Brandi Glanville, best known as the woman scorned by LeAnn Rimes’ affair with her husband, Eddie Cibrian, decided to do just that.

Brandi has a new tell-all book hitting shelves, Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders. Boy, does Brandi give up the dirt on her marriage, her mistakes, and her new life as an independent woman. Her most shocking revelation though, is her $12,000 vagina-redo. In the midst of a painful divorce, and embarrassed by Eddie and LeAnn’s public love affair, Brandi could think of nothing more than evoking sweet revenge on the father of her children. She decided the best way to achieve it would be to rid herself of anything that used to belong to him – including the vagina he once knew so well – and on top of that, she sent him the bill! “A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina . . . I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit- card number.” Talk about starting anew! Brandi, a current cast member on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, doesn’t sugar-coat the reasoning behind her surgery, but she is also quick to express just how happy she is with her new, single-lady, vagina.

Whether or not you recognize the term Vaginal Rejuvenation, it is a rapidly growing trend among both younger and older women. There are many reasons a woman may seek out a Vaginoplasty, ranging from medical issues to pure aesthetics. If you have questions, give our office a call at (281) 606-0007; Vitenas Cosmetic Surgery will have a patient care coordinator, expertly trained in Vaginal Rejuvenation procedures, address your concerns. Then, you will have the knowledge needed to decide if a Vaginoplasty is right for your personal situation.